"So the gay community said, 'He's comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,' and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then."
-- Rick Santorum, speaking in South Carolina last week
Let's see: He's melodramatic, bitchy, convinced that a bunch of men want to bring him down, and he refers to himself in the third-person. I don't know -- methinks the queer doth protest too much.
Still, I can't wait to see what a gay jihad looks like. Can you build a bomb out of amyl nitrate?