"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-- Spanish priest Andrés García Torres who, after being photographed shirtless with his arm around an equally shirtless young man, is now fending off accusations that he's gay
Freethinker UK: Accused of Being Gay, Spanish Priest Challenges Church to Measure His Anus/7.12.11
(via Christian Nightmares)
Sunday, July 17, 2011
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It's the new Bravo reality show: Measure My Anus with your host Marcus Bachmann.
He's an adult - no one in the Church will want to measure his anus. Even the other dude in the picture looks a little old for the typical priest.
how about examining his mouth for stretch marks?
...Because you're only gay if you're the Catcher.
Otherwise you're just showing a little ingenuity.
That priest has a lot of shitz-pah.
In other words, he's saying that he's not a bottom.
Anus dilation? I'm confused...I thought that's what the lemons were for...to "restore the pucker" so to speak.
No?
If I ever open a law school, the top 3 legal strategies taught will be:
1. The Unfrozen Caveman Gambit;
2. The Chewbacca Defense; and of course,
3. The Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated Strategem
Wouldn't dilation be a relative measurement? Spanish dilation could be centimeters while Canadian dilation could be millimeters. Seems that climate could effect results as well.
@namron: that calls for an infographic.
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