Sunday, July 17, 2011

Quote of the Day/Headline of the Week/Sunday Sacrilege


"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

-- Spanish priest Andrés García Torres who, after being photographed shirtless with his arm around an equally shirtless young man, is now fending off accusations that he's gay

Freethinker UK: Accused of Being Gay, Spanish Priest Challenges Church to Measure His Anus/7.12.11

(via Christian Nightmares)

11 comments:

toastie said...

It's the new Bravo reality show: Measure My Anus with your host Marcus Bachmann.

paleotectonics said...

He's an adult - no one in the Church will want to measure his anus. Even the other dude in the picture looks a little old for the typical priest.

Anonymous said...

how about examining his mouth for stretch marks?

Capt Clown said...

...Because you're only gay if you're the Catcher.

Chez said...

Otherwise you're just showing a little ingenuity.

mart said...

That priest has a lot of shitz-pah.

jrm78 said...

In other words, he's saying that he's not a bottom.

kanye said...

Anus dilation? I'm confused...I thought that's what the lemons were for...to "restore the pucker" so to speak.

No?

Sam Lowry said...

If I ever open a law school, the top 3 legal strategies taught will be:

1. The Unfrozen Caveman Gambit;
2. The Chewbacca Defense; and of course,
3. The Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated Strategem

namron said...

Wouldn't dilation be a relative measurement? Spanish dilation could be centimeters while Canadian dilation could be millimeters. Seems that climate could effect results as well.

SteveR said...

@namron: that calls for an infographic.