Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Officers on the scene report a broken glass, a box of vintage wine and what seems to be a family album strewn across the floor, containing images from days gone by; some containing handpainted portraits of Murdoch in his early days, donning a top hat and monocle. Another officer reveals that Murdoch was found slumped over a particularly large garden hedge fashioned into a galloping horse. 'His favourite,' a butler, Davidson, reports."

-- From a fake story claiming that Rupert Murdoch committed suicide, written in the style of Murdoch's The Sun tabloid and linked to by the infamous group Lulzsec after it hacked the newspaper

Karma's such a bitch.


Benoit from Ottawa said...

Sorry to pick nits, but that's not karma, that's some people jes' havin' a little fun... (quoth Monty Python)

If he were found tomorrow in just those circumstances, now that'd be karma!

Nick said...

Murdoch's 80. His health is...you know, he's 80. If he's forced out? I wouldn't give him more than a year...