Monday, June 13, 2011

Assistant To the Quote of the Day


"When looking broadly at the Anthony Weiner–Huma Abedin union, we have to wonder if the coupling of a Jewish American man and a Muslim woman of her pedigree was fostered by love or by a socialist political agenda."

-- Eliana Benador in a piece in the Washington Times called "Anthony Weiner and Huma Albedin: Married To a Muslim Agenda?"

The serial idiocy of the Washington Times is always good for a laugh, but this column is seriously the most ridiculous thing you'll read all day (and, astonishingly, that includes the Vicki Larson piece posted a little while ago).

(Update: The Washington Times has taken the piece down, saying that it's now "under review." Salon saved a copy of it here.)

10 comments:

Aaron B. Brown said...

I'm going to give you the straight dope, so listen close. The truth is Anthony wiener took one for the team when he married Huma Abedin.

Everybody who's in the now, knows Huma is Hillary Clinton's main squeeze, they've been constant companions since Huma was a White House intern back in 1994. They go everywhere together, and I do mean everywhere. Seems that the Republicans aren't the only ones who've had their way with interns *wink wink*.

Poor Anthony just got roped, by the Democratic Party, into playing the role of husband in order to keep up the cover story they've been pushing since 2007, when eyebrows started to raise, so that Hillary wouldn't have to come out of the closet. His sacrifice is keeping her hopes of another presidential run alive. So you won't see Mrs. Clinton calling for Anthony's resignation.

Who can blame a guy for looking for a little love on the Internet when he's sleeping with a woman who has absolutely no interest in the artillery he's packing. Her predilections do not that way lie

Rumor has it that the kid is Hillary's too, perhaps if she runs for president again the Republicans will begin calling for a paternity test. :)

Chez said...

And Bush personally brought down the World Trade Center with a can of thermite paint.

Nick said...

This is SUCH an informative blog; I had no idea Hillary batted both ways...

On the other hand, I did have prior inside knowledge about thermite paint.

kanye said...

And the weather tomorrow in Chicago is: Splendiferous

Good night for all of us.

Matt said...

This is far more entertaining than all of the Casey Anthony crap I'm hearing around here.

Chez said...

I love Jesse's nonsensical ravings, Nick. They're thoroughly entertaining.

Ethnic Redneck said...

Aren't they supposed to review things before they go to press? Editors...who needs 'em?

Nathan said...

You've gotta admire the fact that someone with that level of paranoia is still able to muster the courage to drag herself out from under the covers every morning.

em said...

"Rumor has it that the kid is Hillary's too"

Am I missing something? Hillary has a dick that people don't call "Bill"?

Mart said...

It just is not repeated enough, (on NPR it is deemed not appropriate) that everyone at the Washington Times is working for the self proclaimed second coming of Christ, a man convinced that the penis is the route of all evil (might have a point, just ask Weiner), a man convinced that communism is the most evil thing in the world and must be abolished (although there is evidence he trades weapons with North Korea), a man that pours hundreds of millions into things like the money losing Wash Times off the backs of brainwashed Unification Church followers selling flowers on the corner and having no living wage. A true Korean nut job that makes Kim Jong seem sane. Yup, that's an outfit I would be proud to work for.