Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sunday Sacrilege



Technically the very existence of today might count as Sunday Sacrilege, but I came across the little gem over at Christian Nightmares and, well -- wow, just wow.

Meet the very manly Pastor Doug Giles and his extensive knowledge of firearms and the best way to use them on brown bears. I swear, after watching this you'll probably be imagining the same thing I did the first time I saw it: a bunch of bears dressed in gang colors like in The Warriors, swinging baseball bats and cornering this jackass in a very dark part of the forest.

11 comments:

Ed said...

My claw of choice for disemboweling this douchebag jackass? The Ursine Mark 1 9" bear claw, packing over 1200 lbs of force. I swiped at him four times,but it was the first swipe that tore his fool head off.

You want to hunt bears dick? Do it with a spear from 5 feet away, not with a ridiculously overpowered rifle from a safe distance-So you can take a trophy. I hope you find out that bears are in heaven too, and they'd like to have a little chat.

Alice said...

jesus, I couldn't even finish watching it. christian love, my ass!

Anonymous said...

Doug Giles is Hanna Giles' father.

Chez said...

That's great. Even more reason to dislike him intensely. Can't say I really bothered to research him -- or his daughter for that matter. Classic.

Nancy, Near Philadelphia said...

Nice to see you're still here. I didn't get Raptured either.

Meghan said...

So many questions...

How does gunning down bears honor fallen soldiers?
How does hunting keep your daughters out of rehab?
Why show the bear writing in agony in slow-motion?

Does he really think that saying "cow-a-bunga" makes him a bad-ass?

Matt said...

As someone who grew up in Pennsyltucky, I will defend hunting with the beliefs of "you wound it, you track it, you kill it" or "you kill it, you damn well better eat it". We even had the first day of deer season off from school. I love venison and other game and it's been way too long since I ate any. What I will not defend are so called "hunters" like this jackass. He's a hunter like Dick Cheney is a fucking hunter. No skill, they just like shooting and killing. Was I mistaken, or did he say his daughter "whacked" a black bear? Did she sneak up behind it and shoot it through the face so it's mother couldn't do an open casket funeral?

lakelady said...

I honestly couldn't stand watching most of that, especially since I'd just re read your death row pieces. Where's my unicorn chaser please. UGH.

not-so-sunny said...

Yea, I am with lakelady. I just reread the death row pieces, then saw this.
I didn't realise what I was about to see, had to stop it as the slomo began, left the office in tears.
My goodness :(((
What a way to start my Monday. Very sad.
I just don't understand people like this. Maybe he's compensating for having a very small penis.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

On the other hand, he did say that he shot this one twenty yards from his home.

Bears are... well, I refer you to Colbert.

But seriously, that fact, to me, puts an altogether different light on things. Bears are lethal, and immensely strong when that big. Also, they don't give a shit (meaning they don't scare easily, and they may charge you.)

So: 20 yds from home...

It remains that I did not watch it reprise time and again...

Ed said...

20 yards from the cabin in Alaska that he rented to hunt bears. The bear was probably just taking him some salmon brown betty as a damn housewarming gift.