Friday, May 20, 2011

Quote of the (Last) Day


"My mom has told me directly that I’m not going to get into heaven. At first it was really upsetting, but it’s what she honestly believes."

-- 16-year-old Grace Haddad, whose parents stopped saving for her college fund three years ago in anticipation of Judgment Day, which begins less than eight hours from now

By the way, anybody wanna fuck me?

What have you really got to lose at this point?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I were Grace Haddad, I would consider it a supreme blessing to not get into heaven if my mother were going to be there. As it stands, I strongly suspect that Grace's mother is somehow mistaken in a great many ways.

J. Dack said...

That link has completely ruined the mood, so no.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

"By the way, anybody wanna fuck me?

What have you really got to lose at this point?"

Hmmmm, you don't get it.

My precious time, that's what (I'd) have to lose.

Silly hyoo-man!

Lisa said...

ummm....MEEEEE?!?! (first)

nancym said...

We should have a list ready for the Almighty when he comes, of all the people we'd like him to take. So they won't bother us anymore. I'll start with Newt Gingrich, Nancy Grace, and my ex.

(feel so bad for these kids, saw this in the NYT)

kanye said...

Somewhere in America tonight, some lucky high school kid will be saying Grace before he eats tonight.