Sunday, May 15, 2011

Quote of the Day/Sunday Sacrilege/Countdown to Rapture: 6 Days


"God has given sooo much information in the Bible about this, and so many proofs, and so many signs, that we know it is absolutely going to happen without any question at all. There’s nothing in the Bible that God has ever prophesied — there’s many things that he prophesied would happen and they always have happened — but there’s nothing in the Bible that holds a candle to the amount of information to this tremendous truth of the end of the world. I would be absolutely in rebellion against God if I thought anything other than it is absolutely going to happen without any question."

-- Pastor Harold Camping, who started this whole thing about Judgment Day happening on May 21st of this year

So there you have it.

Enjoy your Sunday Times, Charles Osgood and This American Life, infidels. It's the last time you'll get to.

As for me, I plan to spend today sending pictures of my penis to every woman between the ages of 25 and 45 on my phone's contact list. I mean, what have I got to lose at this point? Come next Saturday I'm gonna be a charcoal briquette.

3 comments:

Benoit from Ottawa said...

Well, the good pastor's about to rebel against his God.

His head's going to be a messy place in just a few days.

Lisa said...

why the cut off at 45? there's some pretty damn hot 48 year olds...

Ryan said...

@ Benoit: Nah - they'll all just start thanking god for sparing them :/