Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Quote of the Day

"We were convinced that on May 21, God would return in a very physical way by bringing in an earthquake and ushering the final five months of judgement. When we look at it spiritually, we find that he did come... We have not made a mistake insofar as the timeline (and so) we're not going to pass out any more tracts. We're not going to put up any more billboards —- in fact they're coming down right now... The world has been warned. The world is under judgment... We're just learning we have to look at all of this more spiritual. But it won't be spiritual on October 21."

-- Pastor Harold Camping, rescheduling Judgment Day for October 21st

Hey, why not? I really enjoyed the last one.


f11holdsteady said...

The ad at the top of this page is for Vineyard Church in Ann Arbor. It features a Darwin fish kissing a Jesus fish. I can only imagine Vineyard is one of those hippy-dippy, Kumbaya places with a parking lot full of Subaru's with Whole Foods shopping bags in the trunk. Not that I'm judgmental or anything. Spiritually speaking, of course.

Jaye Schmus said...

But wait, there's more! To thank him for not getting it right last weekend, Fox News have offered Mr. Camping a job as a religious commentator.

Ozioma said...

Apparently this guy has been rescheduling the date for the Rapture since 1994.

Why are people still listening to him?