Thursday, May 19, 2011
Countdown To Rapture: 2 Days
Another friendly reminder to be outside and packed at 6PM on Saturday -- just two days from now. Of course, I say this as if anyone who reads this site stands even the slightest chance of being whisked away to heaven during the coming Rapture.
Still, if you happen to think you're worthy enough -- like maybe if you read DXM only to prove to yourself how depraved and deserving of God's wrath society has become -- you'll want to make sure you're in a wide open space as the Rapture begins, since you don't want to smash your head against the ceiling on your way up. A good rule of thumb: Definitely don't be on the bottom floor of a skyscraper; that'll hurt like hell. Get it? Hell? Just a little more Judgment Day humor for you there.
As for the rest of us -- get ready to party like you've got nothing to lose. Because you won't have anything to lose.
By the way, does anybody know what Mike Huckabee's schedule looks like for next week? I'll bet it's full -- and as far as I know he's a firm believer in the coming End Times. Could it be that he doesn't think his life as he knows it will end on Saturday?
Nah, can't be.
See you all in hell, everyone.