Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Countdown To Rapture: 10 Days
A reminder that there are now only ten days left until the Rapture.
Today Votar and I would like to announce to believers that -- since you're not going to be here after May 21st and won't be needing your money anymore anyway -- we're opening the official Post-Rapture Satanic One-World Bank and Trust.
We'll be happy to take that life savings you've accumulated throughout the years and keep it safe for you during the 153 days of upheaval and torment the Earth will endure in your absence. No Mark of the Beast bar code required -- simply transfer your cash and holdings from the bank at your local Wal-Mart into the Paypal account in the right-hand sidebar of this screen, where it says "Donate."
All deposits are non-refundable. But then, you won't be needing a refund, will you?