Friday, May 20, 2011
Countdown To Rapture: 1 Day
So, the clock has just about wound down.
By this time tomorrow, a good portion of the world will already be in flames, the Lord moving over the face of the Earth one hour at a time (because apparently he pays attention to man-made constructs like time zones).
For those keeping track, by about 4AM EST, Sydney, Australia will already be reduced to ruin -- even more so than when Oprah unleashed the awesome might of her personal zombie apocalypse there a few months back. From there, it's all downhill for the rest of us.
I don't know what to tell anyone at this point. Be with your families; I know I will. Pray for redemption and deliverance. Throw yourself on the mercy of God -- you know, the same merciful, loving God who's about to crush mankind like a bug.
Jesus returns tomorrow, everyone! Today really is the last day of the rest of your life.
By the way, if you're looking for a way to kill a few hours while you wait for your time zone to get hit, might I suggest gathering the wife and kids around the old Philco and watching this a few times:
(Clip h/t Christian Nightmares)