Friday, April 22, 2011

Quote of the Day


"Officers heard a gunshot, approached the vehicle, asked Mr. Jones if he was OK. He was, and they also observed he had a gun in his hand."

-- Lt. Nick Loussia of the Southfield, Michigan Police Department describing the moments after Koran-burning pastor Terry Jones almost shot his foot off with his own .40 caliber handgun

9 comments:

JOSEPH said...

I believe the phrase we're looking for is: "God punished you".

Krash630 said...

Karma. Or the Islamic equivalent

Tracer Bullet said...

The real winners in all this are the black, Hispanic and/or Arab men Jones would have undoubtedly accused of attacking him.

Capt Aclow said...

Just remember: Guns don't kill people, pastors kill people.

TheReaperD said...

Damn... he missed.

jrm78 said...

The ghost of Bill Hicks is saying "aim higher"

Matt said...

Of course this fucking jagoff is from Florida. Sometimes I really hate the stupidity that gets spawned in this state, but most times I just shake my head.

Stephen LaRose said...

Shot himself in the foot ... something poetic about that.

Izar Talon said...

Just an unfortunate few feet away from a Darwin Award for blowing his own nuts off.

Perhaps he was trying to give himself fake stigmata and didn't have the balls to go for the wrists?