I see the PBR, smokes and hipster glasses. What's the yellow chain?
It's a bike chain... for their 'fixies'
What will they do with them? The hides are worthless.
Sigh. so great. To whomever made these: Please set them up all along Bedford Jungle and hit up Rivington and most of the LES. Thank you.
Add a few slices of bacon and this just might rise to art.
Where's the Decemberist album?
This remains the greatest thing I've seen in a month of Sundays. My question: why hasn't anyone set them up in Portland* yet? Surely, they'd have a helluva catch. Those ill-fitting polyester pants have got to be particularly prone to snapping hipster bear traps. *[that'd be Portland, Oregon, folks.]Also, I think Hipster Ubiquity would be a mighty fine band name.
It's not the hides we value, it's the elimination of the species. . .
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