Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Picture of the Century


WINNING!

Behold, the very first tweet from Charlie Sheen. I'm trying to figure out the subtext here. I think it's basically that Bree will be naked soon and Charlie will be putting his giant chocolate-sized (if you get my drift) penis inside her. Either that or he'll just be covering her with "milk."

Either way, you know something?

This guy is GOD.

(Adding: Sheen just updated his profile pic and info on Twitter. His description of himself? "Unemployed Winner...." I think there should be some kind of official edict in Hollywood which states that Sheen has to be in everything. By the way, I've been sitting here refreshing his page every few seconds; at the current rate, around 2,300 new people are following Sheen every minute.)

9 comments:

kanye said...

Do you think Charlie knows that you're supposed to eat the rind?

Steven Lloyd Wilson said...

That's just peachy. That is absolutely the best brand of chocolate milk I have ever tasted, but I've never seen it in stores outside of Los Angeles, which I haven't lived in for a decade. So, yeah, thanks Charlie. You get $2 million an episode for the crappiest show on television, all the drugs and hookers you can fit into your mansion, and you're drinking my goddamned chocolate milk to top it off. The only way the universe could be more unjust would be if ... no, wait, yep. Charlie Sheen just shot my dog.

Robo said...

I can't for 140 characters of winning awesomeness. Fucking fannnnntastic.

Matt Osborne said...

Dear culture, I quit you.

Anonymous said...

I want to hate Sheen, but he's doing something so new and unexpected with all this grotesque media attention, I can't help but be in awe. Jesus, I wish Obama could be this unapologetic for one day.

Of course, when our Idiocracy foretold completes and Sheen's our President, joke will be on us.

Anonymous said...

And this takes on a whole new meaning --http://www.nick.com/shows/planet-sheen/

Tania said...

Does anybody else think Sheen might be bipolar?

Tania said...

Huh. Looks likem I'm behind the times with that one, Chez, judging by the discussion you all had on Facebook!
My only excuse is working too hard. Not much time to go swimming in the cesspool of celebrity news....

disputin said...

Leave it to Nick to sum it all up..

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/108553/sheen.png

Wait, Bree wears clothes?!?