Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Picture of the Century
Behold, the very first tweet from Charlie Sheen. I'm trying to figure out the subtext here. I think it's basically that Bree will be naked soon and Charlie will be putting his giant chocolate-sized (if you get my drift) penis inside her. Either that or he'll just be covering her with "milk."
Either way, you know something?
This guy is GOD.
(Adding: Sheen just updated his profile pic and info on Twitter. His description of himself? "Unemployed Winner...." I think there should be some kind of official edict in Hollywood which states that Sheen has to be in everything. By the way, I've been sitting here refreshing his page every few seconds; at the current rate, around 2,300 new people are following Sheen every minute.)