Monday, March 28, 2011

Clayton Bigsby for President



Meet Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and current Tea Party darling running for the Republican presidential nomination.

Just watch this, and if your head doesn't fucking explode go back and watch it again -- only this time whenever he mentions Muslims, substitute the word "blacks" in your mind.

Seriously, where do they get these assholes?

9 comments:

Matt Osborne said...

Where do they get these assholes? For a long time, I assumed they were manufactured in Taiwan like other wind-up toys -- search YouTube for "Lloyd Marcus" and compare with Herman Cain; you'll see what I mean.

But in fact (1) the tea party has been very, very active in recruiting minority mouthpieces like Allen West and Herman Cain (2) the culture of fundie politics extends into the African American community via the church (3) Alan Keyes did it first.

Chez said...

Good points all the way around. And considering that I live in the playground of Allen West, I'm familiar with what a fucking loathsome creature he is.

whall said...

I love it. He's got my vote. No religious pushing via the legislative system! Bravo!

slouchmonkey said...

Headline of the Week, right there.

harold ballard's ghost said...

How many Muslims in America?
Compare that to how many Christian Conservatives you have & it's obvious who the bigger threat is.

I say keep ALL Religions out of government, & that includes the cult of 'the Market'. (conservative 'Individualists' are always so eager to Teabag their financial betters from Wall Street).

Anonymous said...

Speaking of living in the playground, did you read the Daily Kos diary claiming that pretty much every act of the Florida governor is not so cleverly set up to line his own private health clinic owning pockets? Is it really as blatant as they claim? I'm seriously wondering how many of these Tinpot Teabaggers are gonig to get through one term.

Riles said...

I have it on good authority that the next Tea Party candidate will be a former Sandwich Artist.

Colombo said...

I for one welcome our new Muslim overlords

Girl With Curious Hair said...

You all want Sharia law and don't even know what it is. What are you going to do when Sharia law seeps into your society and tells you not to kill. Didn't think of that now, did you?

And can you imagine the audacity of federal judges striking down the will of the people--just to protect people that the Constitution doesn't officially recognize as having rights? Who has even heard of such a thing?