I'm calling this one a win just for the entertainment content.
And I'll have to take Brad's side on this one, it's as bad as making a Facebook page for your dog and posting in first person...except the dog won't hate your guts for it when it gets older.
I think it's way more tasteful than the FB account bearing the Virgin Mary, Elizabeth and Joseph and various angels that I saw on a friend's page before Christmas. And this, I think, is a joke. Sadly, the previous account was not.
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My take: sign of the times.
I'm going to wait to see what one of Monique's unborn grandchildren has to say on the issue before I pass judgment.
With parents like that already before she is even born, don't you think that she would be better off aborted?
In her future I see neglect, psychological trauma (from sh1t like this), abuse (again directly related to this), child services involvement, etc.
Hopefully her mom is sober, so that my predictions don't include fetal alcohol syndrome, etc.
Does it make me jaded or optimistic to assume this is fake? I can't tell anymore.
I'm calling this one a win just for the entertainment content.
And I'll have to take Brad's side on this one, it's as bad as making a Facebook page for your dog and posting in first person...except the dog won't hate your guts for it when it gets older.
My loud laughter indicates win. But I can be a real bitch.
"if you are mine?" Love to hear the backstory on this one.
Oh and here's where we get to laugh at the ads- Rand Paul's ugly face just popped up. My co-workers are giving me funny looks now.
My uncle is the one who created a facebook page for my one-year-old cousin, and it's creepy. Especially when he reviews his meals.
It'd be just about perfect if her OB misread the ultrasound and the baby was a boy.
So that's how they get to 500,000,000 members. By including members who are not born yet.
I think it's way more tasteful than the FB account bearing the Virgin Mary, Elizabeth and Joseph and various angels that I saw on a friend's page before Christmas. And this, I think, is a joke. Sadly, the previous account was not.
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