Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The Situation


"I'm a very fit fun classy guy."

Yes. Classy. That was the first thing that came to my mind.

Ladies, D.J. ChrisLee D here is totally DTF (deregulation, tax-cuts, firearms).

From here on out, though, his days are sure to be consumed by GTL (groveling, tears and lawyers).

4 comments:

CNNfan said...

In memory of Jack Lalanne.

A true testament to fitness.
Even at age 96... Jack Lalanne didn't look a day over 70.

Deacon Blue said...

I think that in ridiculing Christopher Lee, we must at least acknowledge that he was showing sincere fiscal conservatism and really "walking the walk" when he chose to conduct his infidelity through Craigslist instead of hiring expensive, high-class escorts.

Trixi said...

He resigned too quickly. It makes me wonder what else is in his dirty little bag of secrets.

Klassy, indeed.

Jester said...

This particular scandal is hilarious to me because of the awesome mix of truth and lie, smart and stupid. Consider:

1) Republican Congressman who not only understands Craigslist, but uses it. There's probably, what, maybe 6 of those?

2) And yet the very same Congressman doesn't consider that -- just maybe -- a woman using Craigslist would also know how to Google "Christopher Lee Washington DC". Amazingly, for some reason, he's the first link in such a Google search.

As a bonus, he gives his age as 39, which means not only is he Internet-savvy, he's also having serious mid-life image issues...