i'd rather watch martin sheen blast him with an intervention speech penned by aaron sorkin. stockard channing and elizabeth moss could stand in for janet and emilio.
You know, call me crazy, but I'm starting to think Charlie Sheen may have a point. I thought these "Vanity Cards" by Chuck were all in good fun, but if they're not and they hate each other, he's been fucking with Charlie Sheen for a long time, I guess I can see why Charlie would be pissed:
“When you divorce the moral judgments, which I prefer to do, I see a guy who has a clearer view of the nature of the world around him than is sometimes comfortable to have,” Sean (Penn) said.
“Those are the sort of people who have a tendency to find altered states. But he’s a very ironic character. He’s got pretension in the crosshairs of his wit. I think to a large degree he’s saying, ‘Guys, we’re only going to be here once, so lighten the f–k up.’”
In my CAPTCHA text I could've sworn it said, "Alanna wins"
Besides, don't you qualify as a Sunday morning cartoon playing yourself as the biggest loser here?
Cartoon Script: A news producer, fired for making blog contributions later bought for millions.
AOL:Hey HuffPo, can we buy your blog? HuffPo:Sure, but your news producer who contributes deserves a finders fee. AOL:Say, how much is the finder's fee ? HuffPo:It varies, typically, between 2.5% and 10% on thirty five million AOL:Aaah! We'll just fire him. He'll never figure it out.
____________________________________________ Joke... Rolling on the floor laughing!
I feel a tiny bit badly because it's becoming fairly obvious that it's not just the coke and that he probably has legitimate mental issues. (Though I feel less badly because he has squillions of dollars and has never had to face consequences for any of his actions.)
That said, with the tiger blood, Adonis DNA, rocket fuel in the tip of his sabre, etc. I think he may in fact have spring forth from a mural painted on the side of a rape van. If anyone sees one driving around with a blank spot in the shape of a man/tiger/Adonis hybrid, I believe I know where it went.
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In other news, not to be trumped, Mel Gibson's melted face was found in a hot shower today after trying some of that new "Charlie Sheen" substance.
I so need to get my hands on an 8-ball of Sheen.
i'd rather watch martin sheen blast him with an intervention speech penned by aaron sorkin. stockard channing and elizabeth moss could stand in for janet and emilio.
I so thought that quote was going to end with "penis."
When your veins rush with tiger blood carrying a virulent strain of Adonis DNA, your penis, by very definition, would *have* to be a sabre.
The sabre is his penis.
You know, call me crazy, but I'm starting to think Charlie Sheen may have a point. I thought these "Vanity Cards" by Chuck were all in good fun, but if they're not and they hate each other, he's been fucking with Charlie Sheen for a long time, I guess I can see why Charlie would be pissed:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-document-charlie-sheen-lawyer%E2%80%99s-blistering-letter-cbs-read-it-here
Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards:
http://chucklorre.com/index.php?p=329
http://chucklorre.com/index.php?p=324
Everybody's gonna be on Sheen at Burning Man this year.
The only things living on the tip of his sabre are spirochetes.
How about feeding both Mel and Charlie nothing but Red Bull and Snickers bars for a week then locking them in a padded cell together?
Alex wins the internet for the Dr. Horrible reference.
Pornstars, blow and Naked Lunch...what could go wrong?
“When you divorce the moral judgments, which I prefer to do, I see a guy who has a clearer view of the nature of the world around him than is sometimes comfortable to have,” Sean (Penn) said.
“Those are the sort of people who have a tendency to find altered states. But he’s a very ironic character. He’s got pretension in the crosshairs of his wit. I think to a large degree he’s saying, ‘Guys, we’re only going to be here once, so lighten the f–k up.’”
He'll always be Jeff Spiccoli to me.
He's got a rocket in this pocket.
Chez, why do you get to call the winners?
In my CAPTCHA text I could've sworn it said, "Alanna wins"
Besides, don't you qualify as a Sunday morning cartoon playing yourself as the biggest loser here?
Cartoon Script:
A news producer, fired for making blog contributions later bought for millions.
AOL: Hey HuffPo, can we buy your blog?
HuffPo: Sure, but your news producer
who contributes deserves a finders fee.
AOL: Say, how much is the finder's fee ?
HuffPo: It varies, typically, between 2.5% and 10% on thirty five million
AOL: Aaah! We'll just fire him. He'll never figure it out.
____________________________________________
Joke... Rolling on the floor laughing!
I feel a tiny bit badly because it's becoming fairly obvious that it's not just the coke and that he probably has legitimate mental issues. (Though I feel less badly because he has squillions of dollars and has never had to face consequences for any of his actions.)
That said, with the tiger blood, Adonis DNA, rocket fuel in the tip of his sabre, etc. I think he may in fact have spring forth from a mural painted on the side of a rape van. If anyone sees one driving around with a blank spot in the shape of a man/tiger/Adonis hybrid, I believe I know where it went.
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