"You guys are evil... Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home."
-- Justin Bieber on the U.S. healthcare system, in an interview with Rolling Stone (and no, this isn't satire)
I'm not even going to get into whether I agree or disagree with any of what he's saying, but dear God did this kid just open up a world of shit.
Tune in tonight at 5pm to see his perfectly coiffed little head right between George Soros and Mohamed ElBaradei on Glenn Beck's chalkboard with the words "Prince of the Coming Caliphate" scrawled overtop of it. Hell, Beck may even try playing Baby backward to see if it says, "I buried capitalism."
Either way, good luck dodging the fire, Biebs.