"I don't know if anybody's ever asked you directly, sir, but are you a lizard? ... I just want to know if he's a lizard who's tasted human flesh."
-- Louis CK to Donald Rumsfeld during an interview this morning on The Opie and Anthony Show
Louie's subtle and not-the-least-bit-subtle shots at Rumsfeld during what had to be the weirdest press junket appearance in recent memory constituted one for the ages. This is why Louie is probably the funniest and most vital comic working today.