Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Quote of the Day, Jr.

"God is not capricious. He's given us a creation that is dynamically stable. We are not going to run out of anything."

-- Republican State Rep. Mike Beard of Minnesota on God's infinite largesse and why it should put our minds at ease about strip mining the planet

He's right, you know. The supply of stupid in this country alone is apparently limitless.


Anonymous said...

As an American, it's sad that every single day I see something new that makes me glad I don't live in America.

Anonymous said...

Oookay. I guess he went to the same school that taught my MiL that we're never going to run out of gas. Either that or science really failed that generation.

Anonymous said...

God is not capricious? WHAT THE FUCK?! Has he ever actually read the bible?

I can't fucking believe he used Hiroshima and Nagasaki to 'prove' his point! We need to drop a bomb on his town. 70,000 dead is no biggie, so I'm sure he'll be okay with that as long as by 60 years from now someone has rebuilt there!

ntx said...

Why, God? Why oh why did you let me run out of beer last night when I know for a fact that there is an infinite supply?