Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Quote of the Day, Jr.

"Everybody else has to follow the law. You're no different than anyone else. So please, don't push your luck."

-- Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz to Lindsay Lohan following her arraignment on felony grand theft charges

No different than anyone else?

She's a fucking one-woman crime wave who mocks the authority of the court every chance she gets and yet she's still walking the streets right now.

And don't push your luck?

Jesus, the girl's been in jail three times in three years, got out of court-ordered rehab just four weeks ago and is still on probation and now she's been charged with grand theft. The only way she could push her luck anymore would be to pull a gun in court and shoot the judge in the face.


Anonymous said...

Aw, Chez. She's just misunderstood.

em said...

A misunderstood (judging from that photo) tranny hooker, that is.

Anonymous said...

Unlike Paris Hilton, Lindsay's publicity is planned only right before it explodes.

jgodsey said...

come on...any jeweler who buzzes this woman into their shop is partly to blame...she weighs 90 pounds soaking wet..they couldn't TAKE the necklace away from her before she left? sounds like they wanted the press "come buy a replica of the Lohan necklace!"

Denesteak said...

That photo you chose of her stops short of the reason(s) she's special.

You know what I mean.

You know, right?

I'm talking about her tits.

Chez said...

That dress really did highlight them, didn't it.

TheReaperD said...

@Denesteak: You're supposed to say no more!