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"The *Complete* Facial Your Boyfriend Can't Give You!"
Just rinse before using a curling iron. no joke, a rather addled friend was told that it would make his hair fluffy.
I was aiming for her mouth.
I'm not sure I get the thrust of what you're saying...
Bukkakhiropractice, the new fad in regenerative scalp dewrinkling.
We missed the eyes, so come on in and have a look!
"I knew we should have called this stuff 'Money Shot'!"
I don't really think I get the jizzt of this ad. I mean, OK, we all know facials are good for you, but cum on, the girl can't even see herself, let alone semen.
"Come on in -- we got a whole load of this stuff."
"My milkshake brings all the girls to yard."
She drinks your milkshakes. She drinks them up!
The west coast folks may remember this; it's a bit of a throwback: "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."
Note to self....negotiate the swallow/no swallow beforehand....
The bitches love it.
Drink Milk____________________________________________________Attention: American Dairy Association... This is just a joke.
All right, caption contest aside, what the hell is that ad even for? I absolute can't come up with anything non-spunk related.
Um...was this guy cryogenically frozen and just released for the first time in 30 years? holy shit thats a lot.
Secret to white teeth trick discovered by a mom.
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His year of sock exclusivity behind him, Mr. Pazienza's first foray back into the dating world yielded the expected result.
Okay, that was good. I got nothin'. Or apparently, I have quite a bit.
Howard Stern contest winner!
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