Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Picture of the Week


A store window display at the Galleria Mall, Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Upon seeing this I stopped, stared at it for a few seconds then nodded my head and actually said out loud, "Subtle."

I know we already had one caption contest this week, but feel free to take a whack. (Zing!)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on in!

Capt Aclow said...

"The *Complete* Facial Your Boyfriend Can't Give You!"

motheralex said...

Just rinse before using a curling iron. no joke, a rather addled friend was told that it would make his hair fluffy.

Calitri said...

I was aiming for her mouth.

LaRoach said...

I'm not sure I get the thrust of what you're saying...

paleotectonics said...

Bukkakhiropractice, the new fad in regenerative scalp dewrinkling.

TheReaperD said...

We missed the eyes, so come on in and have a look!

Chez said...

"Surprise!"

Che Grovera said...

"I knew we should have called this stuff 'Money Shot'!"

em said...

I don't really think I get the jizzt of this ad. I mean, OK, we all know facials are good for you, but cum on, the girl can't even see herself, let alone semen.

Chez said...

"Come on in -- we got a whole load of this stuff."

slouchmonkey said...

"My milkshake brings all the girls to yard."

Le Penseur said...

She drinks your milkshakes. She drinks them up!

Chez said...

The west coast folks may remember this; it's a bit of a throwback: "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

beenthere said...

Note to self....negotiate the swallow/no swallow beforehand....

Fred Teifeld said...

The bitches love it.

CNNfan said...

Drink Milk












____________________________________________________
Attention: American Dairy Association... This is just a joke.

Anonymous said...

All right, caption contest aside, what the hell is that ad even for? I absolute can't come up with anything non-spunk related.

Alanna said...

Um...was this guy cryogenically frozen and just released for the first time in 30 years? holy shit thats a lot.

CNNfan said...

Secret to white teeth trick
discovered by a mom.

Anonymous said...

Of all the nutty ideas...

When will they learn not everyone cries over spilled milk?

Hilton's Plaster of Paris: Guaranteed to stick with you!

Six Flags new ride takes its name "White Rapids Overload" very seriously.

Figure 1: The Navy's new initiation procedure

Not pictured: Charlie Sheen

Unveiled at the ceremony this evening, the poster for Ron Jeremy's directorial debut, Where The White Fern Grows.

Yoplait. Good inside and out!

She's waiting for the cookies to go with that cream.

R. Kelly's 24k White Gold Shower

And so God led the Hebrews out of Egypt, to a land flowing with milk and honey...

Eliot Spitzer makin' it rain on them hoes.

This is why Mark Sanford loves Brazil.

Superman Blows His Cover

I can't believe it's not butter!

Apple unveils its new iMilk product. It's that fucking good.

Jim Carrey does something funny for the first time in years.

She said she wanted a white Russian. She got more than she bargained for.

What really happened in Demolition Man when Sylvester Stallone took Sandra Bullock to bed.

Still from a deleted scene in Black Swan.

Shocking pictures surface of Natalie Portman's life while at Harvard.

Betty celebrates becoming a Girl Scout Ambassador. Everyone pitched in to make it very special for her.

PETA decides to market its own soy milk.

Bill Clinton showers his intern with affection.

Where are they now? Monica Lewinsky says she's "Got milk."

kanye said...

His year of sock exclusivity behind him, Mr. Pazienza's first foray back into the dating world yielded the expected result.

Chez said...

Okay, that was good. I got nothin'. Or apparently, I have quite a bit.

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern contest winner!