Monday, February 07, 2011

Caption This Shit!


My suggestion: "You shall not pass... the third grade!"

Do your worst, kids.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

This weekend, all blackboards on sale at Crazy Glenn's!

Anonymous said...

Heir Bueller?... Heir Bueller?...Heir Bueller?

Alanna said...

...and with a strong hand and an outstretched arm he sprawled his bullshit across the stones to show the Israelites he makes less sense than even God himself.

CNNfan said...

FOX News' old-school real-time election results magic chalkboard and its wizard, Glenn Beck.

Exit poll data can be scribbled directly onto the chalkboard live. The chalkboard can change and be updated when Beck touches the chalkboard with chalk.

Individual precincts can be interactively pulled with an eraser, or circled with chalk to highlight reports for viewers.

With a touch and a twisting or spinning motion of chalk, the magic chalkboard can illustrate how voting in each district may affect the outcome of an entire state.

dick_gozinia said...

The Wizard of Id(iots)

Anonymous said...

Worst defense of the dark arts professor ever.

Nate said...

"That Sarah Palin segment left me so aroused. Now, if only I could find that sheep..."

alwaysunnysomewhere said...

Feel my wrath then feel my staff

Benoit from Ottawa said...

QuestionMoses Has Come Back Down the Mountain.

ntx said...

Have fun storming the castle!

Capt Aclow said...

"Is that a staff in your pocket, or are you just a smiling sociopathic manipulative opportunistic thug?"

CNNfan said...

OFF TOPIC:

I know what your life change is ... I know what your life change is ... I know what your life change is ...

Re: Location... That's not Wildly Funny!

I saw her first!







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Just kidding... Congratulations!

Anon said...

Man, the standards for Dungeons and Dragons has really fallen with the fourth edition.

namron said...

There are Twenty-four hours of airtime to fill seven days a week and we can only sell so much advertising. So we could care less what goes over the air as long as it kills time and someone watches.

motheralex said...

First time he's actually held something hard and long.

Stephen said...

Come to this house, be one of the comfortable people.

Anonymous said...

Witchcraft and wizardry: Yet another thing conservatives have that those dirty mudblood liberals don't!

trish said...

"Not afraid? You will be. You wiiill be."

IBG said...

Use the force, Sarah.

paleotectonics said...

He said "to blaaave", which as any person knows, means to bluff! Clearly he lost at cards and wants to come back!

Kevin Davis said...

trish FTW.

"I just found out Megyn Kelly has a Harry Potter fetish."

Chez said...

"Use the farce."

Harvey Jerkwater said...

"Heh. Heh heh hehhhh. Heh heh heh heh hehhhhh...

"Pretty girl...pretty girl...
[runs hand up and down pole]

"Hehhhhhh..."

kanye said...

Rod and Beck, onstage and together again performing their late '60s classic, "I've Been Drinking (Again)...(Obviously).
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***A DRAMA OF RIGHT-WING Terror!***
***SHOCKING!***
***THE SCREAM IN THE GREEN ROOM!***
***A shock story of today's ideological hoodlums!***
***I'm a propagandist. My pupils are the kind you don't turn your back on, even in class!***
***The Most Startling Picture In Years!***

Glenn Beck turns in a tour-de-force performance as teacher Evan Hunter, in what's sure to be the most controversial film of the decade:

BLACKBOARD JUNKHOLE

sara said...

"All the neighborhood kids knew not to go near old man Beck's house."

Mike Reyes said...

"I'm the Grand Wizard of Fox News! BECK POWER! BECK POWER!"

Kel said...

He who cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...

Le Penseur said...

You shall not thiiiink!!!!