Thursday, January 20, 2011

Quote of the Day


“As far as I’m concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you don’t have a hooker in your hotel room, you’re creepy and I don’t trust you. And I don’t do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. That’s how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. I’d look like a cat in a hoarder's house.”

-- Jim Norton on Charlie Sheen

3 comments:

cousinavi said...

$2 million a week? That's gotta be $2 mil per episode, so it's more likely only $26 million per annum.

For a second there I thought we were talking about real money.

After the house, the car, child support, alimony, legal fees, drugs, booze, whores, therapy, rehab, various and sundry fines, car repairs...fuck, it's a wonder Charlie isn't wearing a sandwich board and selling autographs at some pharmaceutical trade show.

kanye said...

Imagine what it's like to be the concierge at Charlie Sheen's favorite hotel:

"Hello, Jeeves? Yeah, it's me, Chuck. Got a pencil handy? Alright, here goes--I'm gonna be needing 55 gallons of rice pudding, two ring-tailed lemurs, aspic, half-a-dozen car batteries, 200 Alka Seltzer tablets, a length of 1" tubing and some sterno. What's that? I don't know, I hadn't thought about it. I'm gonna say without raisins. You da man, Jeeves."

Le Penseur said...

'I'd look like a cat in a hoarder's house.'

Now that's a punchline.