Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Quote of the Day


"The big question now, Matt and Meredith is, 'Where does this relationship go from here?'"

-- NBC News correspondent Jeff Rossen on the Today show following a story about the personal revelation that Oprah has a half-sister, revealed in typical full-on-media-spectacle fashion yesterday on her nationally televised show

The answer: right to the bank -- for both of them.

9 comments:

Thomas B said...

I could be related to that if the price was right!

Nathan said...

Somehow,
this seems appropriate.

http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=3464

Krissy said...

The half-sister will swiftly be added to her entourage to throw off the scent of the secret lesbian love affair.

Eric said...

Please, we can all see exactly where this is going.

Oprah will retire from show business and she and her half-sister will open up a consulting detective agency on the beach. Every week, they will accept another zany case, the solution of which will depend either on the rigorous, cautious, occasionally even anal-retentive methodologies of Oprah or (somehow) on the fast-and-loose, sloppy, make-your-own-rules-as-you-go investigative style of Oprah's half-sister. Or, sometimes, they'll have to call on the services of erstwhile computer nerd Stedman "Sparky" Graham, whose brilliance as a hacker cracks hard cases as often as it lands him in trouble that the Oprah sisters have to rescue him from. Also, sometimes they have a dog.

The only thing we don't know for sure is whether the firm will be called "Harpo Investigations," "Winfrey Private Investigations" or "Half-And-Half Detective Agency." (The ghost of Phil DeGuere was pushing that last one.)

Chez said...

COMMENT. OF. THE. WEEK.

Anonymous said...

I'm just waiting for Allen Able to come on the set, with a poorly fitting mask, berating Oprah and her audience for their stupidity and the need to outlaw breast feeding for the crime against humanity that it is....

Chez said...

You know, to add one more below-the-belt shot (pun absolutely intended): I see Oprah's sister is fighting the same losing battle against the Stairmaster that she is.

nancym said...

Gayle has outlived her usefulness. Oprah requires fresh meat for her new world domination plan, so she took a chunk of her thigh and created Sister.

And on the seventh day She rested.

Alanna said...

ha! NancyM you made me laugh hard.