"plumes of ass smoke" classic!
Why is this woman taken seriously? What has she said that was so important that she be taken seriously? What did she do as mayor of the meth capital of Alaska that was so innovative and creative that she deserves the unabated attention from America’s news media? What did she do as a half term Governor of a sparsely populated state that was so earth shattering that I have to see her every damn day when I turn on the news, fire up a computer or read the paper?Nothing, she has done nothing.What Sarah Palin does is market Sarah Palin. She packages up something that middle aged white guys just can’t get enough of and quite frankly haven’t had enough of in last twenty five years of their sad pathetic lives.She gives them boners. Think about it for a minute. The package put out by team Sarah makes frustrated horny old conservative window lickers hard. She gives all the middle aged white men out there a reason to pop their Viagra and hide out in the can for fifteen minutes.This is Caribou Barbie’s gift. She makes flaccid old men hard again. That is her only gift, her physical desirability. She is nothing more than a narcissistic and delusional woman who merits none of our attention. She can’t form coherent thoughts and she can barely get through a minute on television without an embarrassing gaffe. She has released two books filled with cut and paste homespun homilies on what it means to be American and even those are incoherent and full of contradictions. She has never released a serious policy paper on anything. She has not offered a solution for anything ailing this country, aside from her standard autistic word salad that only her retarded follower’s can seem to understand. Her family’s boorish behavior and shameless ability to avariciously grab for every dollar thrown their way is disgusting to watch and yet the simpletons still send her and her political action committee money.I do not get it and no one has explained why she should be taken seriously.Ghost written sound bites and catchphrases do not govern. Saying common sense conservative repeatedly like a toy doll does not govern. Licking one’s frosted lips on the television does not govern.All it does is make the old men hard.
"The package put out by team Sarah makes frustrated horny old conservative window lickers hard."I think she really appeals to only half of this demographic, since I'm convinced the other half are all Larry Craig-ish.
hursday night's "Daily Show" followed up on the supposed "era of civility" we are living in after the tragic shooting in Arizona. At first, Jon Stewart was impressed by Rep. Steve Cohen (D- Tenn), who said before a vote to repeal health care that congressmen and women should not be calling each other communists and socialists.However, Cohen didn't take his own advice. Shortly thereafter he compared Republicans telling people "Obamacare" is a government takeover to Nazis in Germany lying to people about Jews. Not only could Stewart not believe the hypocrisy, but found Cohen's hyperbole counter-productive:"You may be right. Republicans may be lying about health care reform. But if your point is to say that they're lying, why do you have to go Natzi on them? You know there's already a perfectly good word for liars: liars."Stewart went on, explaining what should be common sense: sharing one attribute with Nazis doesn't make you one. And to prove how easy, and therefore pointless, the Nazi-calling game really is, Stewart found a way to turn it on Rep. Cohen instead:"I have no problem with coarseness. What I have a problem with, is people using hyperbole to induce an irrational fear of a particular group with the goal of ultimately reducing their numbers. Hey! You know who did that?"
Maybe Sarah can bring her moose gun with her to appear on The Daily Show when it is open season on jackasses._________________________________________________Joke.
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