The jihadists penetrated our borders just like a moose penetrated Miss Sarah. They're here from Yemen, Pakistan, Saudi and Iraq. It's just a matter of time before they wreak havoc on our soil. I'm double locking my gold supply and warming up the weapons. This is all due to Hussein Obama's lax border ideas. All of you SPs will be speaking Arabic very soon.Merry Christmas,Bill
Wait... are you saying Sarah Palin got fucked by a moose?
@ChezI confess that it's true, Chez, but it was way before Todd. Yes, they weren't married and both lost their way. Since then, they both repented for their sins right before the moose became dinner sometime during 1989. Job 13:11 sums it up best by saying that it's good to become "at one" with your kill. By the way, I did have a stroke and that was caused by years of being on the drink. I just found that out when I talked with Dr. Smith in church this last Sunday. He offered to take me into the office for free, but I respectfully declined because health care is for the weak and I don't look for handouts.Merry Christmas,Bill
Now we'll all have to get groped just to go to the salad bar.
Looking forward to the fondling of my Sweet Tomatoes...customers.
Six words:"Department of Homeland Security Sneeze Guards"
I guess this is the Al-Qaeda version of Paraquat.
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