I'm starting to need these transcripts/threads from your weekend visits to Lou's.
Funny how the transcript is a lot less drunken and disorderly than the actual events were. This almost reads as if, instead of Lou's, we were sitting in a Dickensian drawing room in overstuffed leather chairs, listening to a Victrola while puffing on cigars and brandy."Why yes, old chap, you simply must implore Dr. Bell to let you use that miraculous voice-machine of his to send the woman a most ribald dick joke combined with the latest treatise of that dashing Heisenberg fellow. Indubitably!""Spot on!"
I am impressed and thoroughly entertained!
Chez's penis walks into a bar.The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
She sounds like a lucky girl.
Lucky girl! I know I would swoon if I received suck dorky dirtiness.
"The Cock Who Walks Through Walls" Heinlein would love it.
That is Awesome!!
Impressive, indeed.(the joke, not your penis...or maybe it is, but I wouldn't know)Also...freakin hilarious!
By the way, I'm never a big fan of explaining my sense of humor but since I've gotten a couple of e-mails and Facebook responses etc. on this, I should probably point out that it was a joke. No, I've never sent a picture of my penis to anyone. Although if you want one, let me know -- I've always thought it'd be great to take a shot of John Holmes or maybe a man who's obviously black, or maybe a naked-and-tucked Jame Gumb or something, and pass it along.
Not surprising that a Freudian slip would occur in one of these comments, given the subject matter.(see KAT 10:05pm)
This only works if your wearing a Favre jersey.
If you need me to photoshop your penis, so you can really impress her, let me know.
But the real question remains: What color Crocs will you be wearing?
But see once you attempt to photoshop it, you will alter its trajectory in four dimensional time-space. You don't want to introduce a quantum level paradox, do you?Those are hard to wash off.
Votar, not if I used my Flux Capacitor set at 1.21 gigawatts. That should do the trick and make his penis look quite tremendous in all or at least most dimensions. However, once she sees said penis in person, she will know it was altered. But, Chez can always say he had to have a reduction, because of all the pain and complaints he was getting.
Votar said "Dickensian".
This is getting far too complicated. Just pick a page from your book, any page, and text that to her. And if she's still interested after that...run for your fucking life.
I'm sitting on a park bench mentally exhausted from work...literally laughing out loud from these comments! People are staring. Awesome!
See, this is the stuff I was looking for on FB.
Votar, when you were getting all "Dickensian", you should have said, John Thomas or maybe pego, more Victorian!
hehe, Kanye. seriously, send her the book.
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