Saturday, October 30, 2010

Quote of the Day


"When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face! ... He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it... He was punching the walls of the hotel room and going crazy and shouting 'nigger, nigger, nigger' for no reason at all. It was absolutely bizarre."

-- Anonymous source for a story in Radar detailing the events that led to Charlie Sheen's hospitalization in New York City last Monday night

He tried to bang a porn star in a bathroom stall at Daniel, Tony Montana'ed a mound of blow and got tackled by police while naked from the waist down -- but it'll be the fact that he used the word "nigger" that ends his career.

And speaking of which, is it my imagination or has Radar become the go-to media outlet for exclusives about celebrities shouting racial epithets?

Regardless, how badly do you want to party with Charlie Sheen? He's totally bringing back the 80s.

12 comments:

Alanna said...

dude, it's hilarious. This man can do no wrong in the network exec's minds. We need a response from Emilio Estevez on this one.

John Foley said...

I don't know about you, but I really give a lot more credence to his 9/11 theories now.

Chez said...

John, FTW. By the way, thanks for playing D over at HuffPo on the Assange piece. Appreciate that.

John Foley said...

Hey, my pleasure. Arguing with the HP faithful is a gas. It can get exhausting, though.

Capt Clown said...

I don't know, his "N N N" thing is so out of context and makes so little sense, it's just a culmination of his self-destructive meltdown as he literally tries to do and say the worst thing(s) possible as he lashes out at the world that continues to make him obscenely wealthy no matter how much he tries to get forcefully thrown off the mountain.

In this instance, it's almost like an acknowledgment of how bad and inappropriate the N word is; It's like he's giving us morality lessons alla The Screwtape Letters.

Chad said...

Only the same way you've become the go-to blogger to dismiss people's use of epithets.

Thomas B said...

And when he's bunged up like that on all that blow, he actually HAS the strength of two and a half men!

Anonymous said...

What does this guy have to do to get punished? Murder the porn actress cowering in the bathroom during his tirade? And, having lived through the 80s and tried it a few times, I just don't get the allure of cocaine. I can't believe people pay money for it! I like to sleep, I'll take a Xanax, thanks. My capcha word today on here is "ellatio"?!

Chez said...

Aw, do the mean old words offend your delicate sensibilities, Chad?

Anonymous said...

Nobody's going to say? Alright I will. "Cocaine is funny drug."

Anonymous said...

Did a black guy steal his watch?

Anonymous said...

I love how all racial matters have boiled down to a single word, as if not saying it will make that tension disappear if people can just not say nigger long enough.