"P-E-T-S... PETS! PETS! PETS!"
-- Jim Norton of The Opie and Anthony Show on the mugshot photo of a Long Island man arrested for allegedly molesting a dog, in which he appears to be wearing a New York Jets jersey
Various reports indicate that Mitchell Marsicano performed oral sex on the two-year-old Shiba Inu. The dog's name, by the way: Snowball.
I love it when I don't even have to try.
Monday, October 25, 2010
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This is complete perfection. No other comment necessary.
Jesus, this man's living a Paul Anka song.
And with that, I now have Donny Osmond stuck in my head.
Keep it classy, Long Island
There is coffee in my nose now but it was worth it.
Any one know a good hookah¹ bar?
¹ Not to be confused with the word: hooker
Collie-linguis, or Fido-acio?
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