Monday, October 25, 2010

Quote of the Day


"P-E-T-S... PETS! PETS! PETS!"

-- Jim Norton of The Opie and Anthony Show on the mugshot photo of a Long Island man arrested for allegedly molesting a dog, in which he appears to be wearing a New York Jets jersey

Various reports indicate that Mitchell Marsicano performed oral sex on the two-year-old Shiba Inu. The dog's name, by the way: Snowball.

I love it when I don't even have to try.

6 comments:

Busayo said...

This is complete perfection. No other comment necessary.

kanye said...

Jesus, this man's living a Paul Anka song.

And with that, I now have Donny Osmond stuck in my head.

Alanna said...

Keep it classy, Long Island

Anonymous said...

There is coffee in my nose now but it was worth it.

CNNfan said...

Any one know a good hookah¹ bar?






¹ Not to be confused with the word: hooker

Thomas B said...

Collie-linguis, or Fido-acio?