Sunday, October 24, 2010

Quote of the Day

"When she says, 'This is Virginia Thomas,' reply, 'No, this is Virginia Thomas. Who's calling? Wait a minute — is that you, Anita Hill?' When she denies being Anita Hill (and she will), say, 'There you go again, with your infernal lies. This is like Clarence's confirmation hearings all over again. You disgust me, Anita Hill.' With any luck, accusing her of being Anita Hill will disorient her long enough for you to summon help."

-- Andy Borowitz on how to deal with a 7AM phone call from Clarence Thomas's wife, Virginia

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