Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Quote of the Day


"I think it's worth noting that in one of the alleged photos of him, he's pleasuring himself on a bed while wearing Crocs. And if you think about it, is there any better metaphor for the sad state of America today than an over-the-hill white guy lazily masturbating in plastic shoes?"

-- Bill Maher, on Brett Favre's ill-advised decision to send pictures of his penis to a female former Jets employee and what it says about us

5 comments:

Amy said...

Hahaha.

Wait. I'm supposed to be surprised that a guy sent a picture of his penis to a girl?

This doesn't surprise me in the least. What SURPRISES me, is that it surprises anyone at all.

kanye said...

That's what happens...money, fame, adulation...his head gets big and the next thing you know, he's sending pictures of himself ticklin' his johnson off to some pretty girl.

I don't get it. I mean what's wrong with sending your masturbation pictures off to the IRS like everybody else does?

Chez said...

Comment of the Week, right there.

Benoît from Ottawa said...

Ya, p.d.g., kanye!

Doc said...

Crocs? There's a heterosexual for sure.

I blame alien wizards for this. (South Park, Season 14, ep1)