Monday, October 18, 2010

The Frogs of War


So apparently France has raised its terror alert level in the wake of a warning from the Saudi intelligence service that al Qaeda may be seeking to target the country.

The threat level has been raised to "Reinforced Red."

That's the second-highest level possible.

The highest?

"Scarlette."

Fuckin' French.

7 comments:

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

Wow, and I thought their highest was "Scarlett Surrender."

French Anonymous said...

Oh yeah ? Silly me, I was ONLY worrying about the blockade that leaves all the gas stations empty, and the general strike in public transportation - all that against our government policies - and instead of trying to un-stall my country, my dear government wants me to know that it has risen some stupid alert flag ? Riiight. Saudi intelligence, you're not gonna save this government this time around !

Che Grovera said...

In keeping with their apparent Gone With The Wind obsession -- these are the same people who idolize Jerry Lewis, right? -- I guess that second-level alert is pronounced "Rrrreinforced Rrrhett"...and frankly, my dear, I don't give damn.

Anonymous said...

I have an upset stomach, and that photo nearly got me! Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

idahovic said...

Another reason I love the French.

idahovic said...

Another reason I love the French.

Sheriff Bart said...

HEH!