Wednesday, September 29, 2010

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

Just a housekeeping note from Malcontent Central: I've added the now ubiquitous Facebook "like" button to the bottom of each of the posts that appear on this site.

This means that from here on out you'll have the ability to make literally the least possible effort to let all your Facebook pretend friends know that there's some arbitrary thing on the internet you found entertaining.

Remember, every time you "like" me, God masturbates on a kitten.


Alanna said...

I recently fashioned a a baby golden Calf into your liking, too!

spazmodeus said...

"Remember, every time you 'like' me, God masturbates on a kitten."

1) On the kitten's face, or is the entire kitten generally fair game?
2) Was there kitten consent?
3) Does God at least give Fluffy a reach-around?

To quote George Carlin: "It's thoughts like these that kept me out of the really good schools."

Prophet of Ra said...

Facebook is Skynet.