Maybe, what is needed, is a little witchcraft to cast a spell on the grim job market recovery.
So the new Scarlet Letter is R?Cool.
Oooh, and make her spell "crucible".
The funniest thing about all this is that if Christine O'Donnell were a Democrat, the Republican commercial would be 10 seconds long, played 14 times an hour:"On November 2, vote for the candidate for U.S. Senate that has NEVER eaten a midnight snack on a blood-stained SATANIC ALTAR... Chris Coons for U.S. Senate.I'mChrisCoonsandIapprovethismessage."The final vote would be 400,000 to 3.
Perhaps she'll change her campaign song to Every Witch Way but Loose.
Oh God, that was painful.
Oooh, witchy woman...
Oh, I agree. But let's be honest, whenever you see my nick pop up in your comment box, you know that it's going to be. :)
Anyone else notice how she looks like the bastard spawn of Palin and Rachel Ray, ESPECIALLY RR?!I wonder which one's considered the "evil" twin?
Christine O'Donnell slogan inspired by The Princess Bride:I'm not a witch, I'm pro-life!
Being a moron hardly makes her unique among conservatives. She mouths their platitudes -- that's all that matters. At this point they'd elect a Speak and Spell if they could get away with it: T-A-X C-U-T...
She was in high school, Chez and lost her way. I lost my way in high school when I discovered the drink. I would go out back behind my daddy's shed and down a 12-pack of Stroh's followed by a fifth of Jim Beam while screaming at the top of my lungs to the Allman's and Molly Hatchett. I was a mess, Chez-for years. Oh and the lust, the lust was out of control in my pants. Sometimes I got Emma Lou down the block to join me behind the shed and you don't want to know what I did with her. All I can say is that those naughty parts of her tasted like BBQ chicken. Hmm, come to think of it, I'm not sure what parts I was dealing with since I was on the drink so much. At least this gorgeous Christine kept the lust out her dress and saw to it that Jesus Christ was always her savior. Amen,Bill
Yeah, Bill, that just means you were doing it wrong. I'm sure if you are willing to give it one more try, this time sober, it will still taste like chicken, only minus the BBQ.
Actually, @Bill, I think Bill Maher is her savior. After her election defeat, she'll have numerous reality show opportunities. My bet is on "Christine's Search for the Big O" for the Oprah Winfrey Network.
@toastie:Are you saying Christine's a lesbian witch? Cool!
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