Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Quote of the Day


"Here's my question: if she's so against masturbation, what's up with this doomed run for the Senate? No matter how much they claim the tea party is all about lower taxes, it's obvious the tea party is a dry erase board for all of the crazy shit the far-right has wanted to mainstream for decades."

-- Bob Cesca, reacting to Christine O'Donnell's victory over Ben Franklin descendent Mike Castle in yesterday's Republican primary (which effectively torched the GOP's chances of taking Delaware in the general election) and riffing on this revealing little jewel:

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are you in the picture indeed, Christine.

Anonymous said...

I masturbate before I masturbate and then I masturbate some more

Anonymous said...

So she's never married and she's pathologically against pre-marital anything. Who's photoshopping the "41 Year Old Virgin" poster?

Anonymous said...

Damn. Wonkette beat me to it.

Deacon Blue said...

You can't masturbate without lust...but you can have sex with your spouse without lust?

That would speak to me of poor selection of marriage partner.

The Comedy Mill said...

If you are indeed Master of Your Domain, there's a point during your subconscious (sleep) when you're no longer Master of Your Domain--especially when the dream involves Christine O'Donnell herself in lingerie. Sorry Christine, but being Master of Your Domain is impossible. Yes, this girl hails from a psychotic cult and could be an influential senator, but at the end of the day, she's an uber-tease....

Bill Orvis White said...

The lust isn't in the heart. It's in the pants. Only a dumb Stuck-On-Stupid Democrat would say that he has lust in his heart. Miss Christine doesn't understand it, but the excitement in "down there." With a little bit of Prayer and Pie (R), she might cum around.

Amen,
Bill