"You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."
-- Insufferably pissy emo O.G. Morrissey, pontificating on a news story about the ugly Chinese dog and cat trade
I really wouldn't know, since all I know about the Chinese I've learned from watching Ni Hao, Kai Lan with my daughter. As far as I can tell, they're all small furry animals with emotional issues or annoying grandfatherly men in argyle sweaters obsessed with the color red.