Thursday, September 23, 2010
I Am Douchebag, Hear Me Roar
So just one week out from the release of The Social Network -- a movie that reportedly goes a long way toward cementing for all eternity Mark Zuckerberg's reputation as an insufferable and conniving little prick -- and Facebook mysteriously goes down. Add to that the fact that tomorrow, Zuckerberg will appear on Oprah where he'll officially donate a hundred million dollars to Newark, New Jersey's troubled public school system and a picture starts to emerge.
Zuckerberg is Zeus, reminding all us mortals through various object lessons just how vengeful or compassionate a god he can be.