Thursday, September 23, 2010

I Am Douchebag, Hear Me Roar


So just one week out from the release of The Social Network -- a movie that reportedly goes a long way toward cementing for all eternity Mark Zuckerberg's reputation as an insufferable and conniving little prick -- and Facebook mysteriously goes down. Add to that the fact that tomorrow, Zuckerberg will appear on Oprah where he'll officially donate a hundred million dollars to Newark, New Jersey's troubled public school system and a picture starts to emerge.

Zuckerberg is Zeus, reminding all us mortals through various object lessons just how vengeful or compassionate a god he can be.

3 comments:

toastie said...

It would be worth it if Facebook went down for all 500 million of us if it meant it would shut down Sarah Palin's primary communication apparatus. Palin and Zuckerberg in a cage match to the death...

Le Penseur said...

I have been using Facebook just fine all day man, so I don't know what's going on at your end.

Sheriff Bart said...

And Moot looks up, distracted for a moment, then resumes counting.
Perhaps to meme...