*struggles to keep straight face**fails*
I once rode my bike off the road and into a neighbor's ravine. But I was 11 years old and didn't understand that a rusty chain wasn't a good thing.Think this was a Segway to heaven?
Segway to Heaven.Fuck, I hate that I didn't think of that.You rule, Liz.
'I've made a huge mistaaaaaaake!'
I am still on break, mourning the job loss of Klein.However, let me do some free work,to try to offset getting on Chez' nerves recently...Owners of Segway IncShould be:Owner of Segway Inc
Okay. Not to be a complete wet blanket, but this just shows what a stupid idea these things are as mass market transport vehicles. Dean Kamen, the inventor, keeps coming up with fantastic inventions to help people with mobility handicaps, but they're expensive and have no market. This bizarre hybrid is the result. For Christ's sake, the government should be funding this guy to help the disabled, but he's reduced to doing shit like this by the "Free Market."
I'm just in typo hell these days. Thanks, Tom.
I need the copy of that Barry Blitt "New Yorker" cover with Osama bin Laden escaping Tora Bora on Segways. It's more than relevant now, it's essential.
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