Shit. I am so screwed if I ever run for office. I have no proof that I was ever baptized! And as far as I know, this is the very first time I have ever publicly or privately referred to my own baptism. Plus, no one will believe my mom, because she's an 84-year-old Democrat!
You get a diploma when you get baptized? I ask because I would not know. Having demonic jew blood in me, the writhing tentacles that sprout from my head whenever I am within 10 yards of a church would prevent me from getting in to see for myself.
You're a Jew? Funny, I never noticed the horns -- or the yarmulke -- on the little computerized avatar in your profile pic.
VOTAR- Do you still have pieces of the Jew egg you hatched from? That should count for something, right?
Of course I still have my Jew egg shell. It is used to brew the fat off the bones of christian children in the making of the potion that we use to allow us to fly on our broomsticks at night and to discern the purity of gold.
I guess the right wing only cares about the first ammendment when Dr. Laura wants to say "nigger"* a dozen times.*For the record, and whatever it's worth, I'm black. That makes it "ok" in our nonsenical world. :P
Chez... Didn't Votar just claim to be a supernatural being?
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