Monday, August 16, 2010

Quote of the Day


"I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail."

-- John McCain on Jersey Shore troll Snooki's recent arrest for disorderly conduct

This follows a not-at-all-creepy moment from last week in which McCain (73) responded directly, via Twitter, to a comment made by Snooki (22) on a recent episode of Jersey Shore. She said something idiotic (redundant, I know) about how Obama was taxing tanning booths as a direct shot at the shore crowd; McCain wrote: "@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!"

A political statement, a groan-inducing pun and a cancer joke all in one tweet. Impressive.

You know, I'll say one thing about this potential hook-up: At least McCain's finally found a woman who probably thinks that a guy who stops at calling her a cunt is a real catch.

(via Mediaite)

11 comments:

MJG said...

There are some people who should be banned from using Photoshop for the rest of their lives!!!
You are responsible for my nightmares tonight, sir and/or madame.

kanye said...

Plane Crash meets Train Wreck---pictures at eleven.

Narbe said...

Good ol' John McCain --aka the politician formerly known as "The Maverick"-- isn't too much of an elitist to not know who Snooki is.

SteveR said...

Nice tie-in with the cuntage.

Alanna said...

That last sentence you wrote - oof.

Stephen said...

He looks like Popeye....and she's more of a pig than Olive Oyl.

CNNfan said...

Why recommend wearing sunscreen
in a tanning booth?

howdidIgethere said...

Don't buy for a minute that Maverick had anything to do with the "tweet". Isn't this the guy who didn't know how to use a computer? And now he's on Twitter, making "popular" culture references???

The mere idea of those words coming from that old man makes me want to vomit!

I figure he hired himself a young "new media" consultant who is courting the tech-savvy through a Twitter account.

How's that working for you?

Ref said...

Yeah, like how far is Snookie, really, from Sarah Palin, AKA Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods.

Random Internet Douche said...

This is the most intense "What in God's name is happening to this country?" moment I've had in weeks.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to viagra, these two could hook-up and breed. PLZ SANTA. PLZ. I'LL BE GOOD FOREVER.