"I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail."
-- John McCain on Jersey Shore troll Snooki's recent arrest for disorderly conduct
This follows a not-at-all-creepy moment from last week in which McCain (73) responded directly, via Twitter, to a comment made by Snooki (22) on a recent episode of Jersey Shore. She said something idiotic (redundant, I know) about how Obama was taxing tanning booths as a direct shot at the shore crowd; McCain wrote: "@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!"
A political statement, a groan-inducing pun and a cancer joke all in one tweet. Impressive.
You know, I'll say one thing about this potential hook-up: At least McCain's finally found a woman who probably thinks that a guy who stops at calling her a cunt is a real catch.