Laugh all you want, but I ask again, "Where is the long form, Chez?" This "man's" name is Hussein Obama, a child born out of wedlock to a secular progressive woman who was raped by a Kenyan in Hawaii while on a dope-smoking peacenik binge. The birth happened in the Kenyan sand in a tribal cermony on a hot dark night in the early 1960s when 'Lil Hussein literally jumped 10 feet from the mama's honey pot.
I love you secular progressives who mock us for asking the tough questions of this shady character who was illegally installed as the president of this once-free country -- a country where you were able to experience a culture of life, low taxe$ and keep yerself quiet because if you didn't, you would be brought up on treason charges.
I cannot wait until we will return to that free lifestyle again. Whether it's President Huckabee, Cheney, Palin or Romney, I know that any one of these fine human beings will put this country on the right path.
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3 comments:
love the hat. is it chiffon?
Laugh all you want, but I ask again, "Where is the long form, Chez?" This "man's" name is Hussein Obama, a child born out of wedlock to a secular progressive woman who was raped by a Kenyan in Hawaii while on a dope-smoking peacenik binge. The birth happened in the Kenyan sand in a tribal cermony on a hot dark night in the early 1960s when 'Lil Hussein literally jumped 10 feet from the mama's honey pot.
I love you secular progressives who mock us for asking the tough questions of this shady character who was illegally installed as the president of this once-free country -- a country where you were able to experience a culture of life, low taxe$ and keep yerself quiet because if you didn't, you would be brought up on treason charges.
I cannot wait until we will return to that free lifestyle again. Whether it's President Huckabee, Cheney, Palin or Romney, I know that any one of these fine human beings will put this country on the right path.
Amen,
Bill
I think Bill just likes jerking peoples' chains.
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