Sunday, August 15, 2010

Clown Shoo


Wow. Just think how awful your music has to be for fans of Insane Clown Posse to pelt you with shit.

MTV: Tila Tequila Attacked During Performance at "Gathering of the Juggalos" Festival/8.15.10

My favorite part of this story is Tila howling about how her lawyer is already working on filing a lawsuit against the people who "run the Juggalos."

Right.

"I'll show them! By the time I'm finished, they won't have a dime left to spend at the mall arcade and I'll be on easy street with my 12 black t-shirts, three pounds of grease paint make-up, a wallet-chain and an entire truckload of crappy cut-rate soda!"

16 comments:

hecubus said...

"there's miracles all up in this bitch"

-Violent J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

Fred said...

Besides being a vacuous moron with tits, what exactly was this whorebag's claim to fame? I mean the whole "Me love you long time, Joe" went out a long time ago, didn't it?

Roket said...

For the record the population of Cave-In-Rock, IL is 346. The population of Hardin County, IL is 4,800. The location is called Hog Rock Campground as in Harley Davidson Hogs. Therefore: Bikers + Booze + dumb blond rappers (also probably drunk) = shit slinging. Also, dead bodies have a tendency to show up after events held at this prestigious location. Clearly a family friendly place to hang.

C said...

You can hammer on Tila, and you can attack Insane Clown Posse fans, but don't you ever attack Faygo! (I died a little inside when I found out about the whole Faygo/ICP connection.)

kanye said...

"They pelted me with rocks and garbage!"

Chez said...

An ancient Letterman reference. Very nice, Kanye.

nancy said...

Heh. On Fark, she is known as a "poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut".

Anonymous said...

This was classic. Did you hear how the crowd got more infuriated when she bared her breasts? How much must the hate for this whore be that bikers didn't even like her melons?

Busayo said...

She makes music? Like, she does other shit other than having one billion MySpace friends? Seriously?

Also I may have contracted syphilis from looking at that picture.

Anonymous said...

To be fair, it seems like that crowd goes partially TO throw stuff at the stage. You put Jimmy Hendrix in his prime up there and he's probably still ending up covered in Faygo before he gets to "Acting funny, but I don't know why."

Probably fewer rocks, bags of feces, and glass containers though.

Benoît from Ottawa said...

Pardon this question from here, innocent Ottawa (real shy of Juggalos and Faygo).

Just where are Faygo sodas sold, anyway? WalSome?

Jadine said...

All I have to say is .... Ahahahahahhahahaha. Karma's a bitch.

Ned Hades said...

Now, now, don't bust on the Faygo. Or Vernor's Ginger Ale, for that matter. If you grew up in Michigan you probably drank either or both of them at some point, and they're not bad. They are cheaper than the big two (Coke & Pepsi), so most of the local convenience stores stock a few flavors. I give ICP credit for sticking by the home-town brew, even though I can't tolerate their rap. But hey, I say to-mah-to, they fling shit. It takes all types.

Anonymous said...

I am willing to bet the farm that that was neither the FIRST nor the LAST time tila has been pelted with feces!

Mart said...

Remember Rolling Stone in the mail right after 9/11 had ICP on the cover. Thought this will get my mind off the tragedy. Then it was nothing but sick rape little boys type of commentary from the posse, doubling the depression. What the hell do they bring to the table that anyone would be interested in for more than two seconds? (Unless you are Beavis and Butthead.)

Le Penseur said...

I bet she'd make lots of money is she charged a fee to let people to throw feces at her.