Tuesday, July 13, 2010

You Will Never Be Able To Unsee This

26 comments:

bryce said...

Well, I can't say I wasn't warned.

Anonymous said...

I love how George Washington's face so clearly says "bitch, you did not just use me in your argument for Glenn Beck as president!"

Also ow my eyes.

Trixi said...

Jesus fuck on toast, man, what did we do to deserve that? My eeeeeyyyyyyeeeeeeessss!

Eddie said...

What Milf porn movie did they find her in

Riles said...

Orly, your daughter looks just like you!

oskar said...

America's Vladimir Zhirinovsky is more like it.

Anonymous said...

Tell me this is a joke, AND now I don't want to wear the pink lipstick I bought for summer!

Anonymous said...

Please let's get Palin-Beck on a single ticket, there's no better way to get "moderate republicans" like my dad to vote for a democratic candidate.

Anonymous said...

For fucks sake, if ever there was a case for eugenics...

Anonymous said...

Please tell me that's a false flag operation or astroturfing or something illegitimate.

That's almost too much to take. Jesus H. Christ.

Che Grovera said...

In a sea of weird, the fact that there appears to be a satellite delay between the signals being sent to the eyes and to the mouth is the weirdest of all.

Milton said...

i know her face is totally artificial but what the fuck is wrong with her eyes?????

MJG said...

The anti-MILF

C.L.J. said...

Fuck, my eyes started bleeding...

VOTAR said...

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

Joash said...

When did Bret Michaels decide to get into politics?

Deaddancer said...

C'mon, this is obviously Brett Michaels in drag...

Lisa said...

She looks like the "lady" from the Soundgarden video "Black Hole Sun".

Sheriff Bart said...

What the fuck is that? Is that a hand puppet?

Anonymous said...

Why do I get the feeling that watching that means we're all going to die in 7 days?

ntx said...

I like how her hat band, brim and eye shadow make a red, white and blue pattern!

Sheriff Bart said...

Seriously, strap a guitar on her and she's ready jam with Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

Le Penseur said...

She looks like the puppet that Jeff Dunham decided was too creepy and weird to add to his act.

ntx said...

For oodles more viewing pleasure, here's Botox lady's website:

http://mainstreetbitesback.com/

There's some sweet web animation! And the best part? She's accepting donations! The second best part? She lists her phone number!

ntx said...

For oodles more viewing pleasure, here's botox lady's web site:

http://mainstreetbitesback.com/

Check out the sweet web annimations! The best part: She's willing to accept donations from you! The second-best part: She lists her phone number!

Anon said...

The fake tan, it burns us!