Can't wait for the next Ellen Page Cisco TelePresence ad.
Then again, I'm the guy who watched her (supposedly) hack off a guy's balls in Hard Candy and suddenly wanted to be her victim. God, my pathology is so crystal clear.
Oh by the way, Toastie. Loved the donation.
Because you're a sick fuck?Maybe you should open an erotic bakery that has cakes solely with pictures of women urinating on them!
Pictures? Screw that. Have women urinate on the cakes.
Chez, you are a sick fuck. I want my money back. I was going to watch Hard Candy tonight, but now you've spoiled it. I thought it was a romantic comedy about teen pregnancy. How is Ellen Page supposed to get pregnant if the guy's balls are cut off? I guess I'll just watch something from M. Night Shyamalan. His movies are hilarious.By the way, "have women urinate on the cakes" is step #8 of making Grandma's mein kamph-e-cake.
Why am I not surprised by this?
"Holy shit! I went to Chez' Erotic Bakery today and they had real live girls pissing on the cakes!""That's nothing. You should see how Chez makes the donuts!"
You're a braver man than I...if I started hinting at any of my kinks on my blog, I could probably kiss off my current client load and end up working at the local Wendy's(Where, I hear, the female workers will pee on your sandwich for a slight extra fee...)More power to you, though! Vive le douche golden! (yeah, yeah...I don't know French...litigate me)
Because it's Ellen freakin' Page. She's a smart-ass, doesn't give a fuck what anyone says and talks about pee to a major media outlet.Yeah, that's hot. And yes, I'm a sick bastard.
"oddly aroused" -- um, care to elaborate?
It curves to the right when it's a fetish arousal.
Sometimes I wonder what I ever saw in you and your blog.Posts like this remind me why. That regardless of differences in politics, religion, race, media, or even the weather, we can still see eye to eye on stuff like this. From former sitcom stars in filthy Girl Scout Uniforms, to insanely hot actresses with legendary DSLs making parody vids of a former governor-turned-sideshow, I can always count on you being a fellow perv...I mean variant arousal enthusiast.Now let us bond over a couple of cups of warm...wait...that sentence is getting away from me somehow. I better leave it alone.
Awesome Kanye. I definitely snorted a bit of my tea on that one.
Because she's Ellen Effing Page, dude.She could talk about doing her taxes and I'd still be nodding with a stupid smile on my face.
Two words: Find GodNow, I'm off to going into a one of those unisex restrooms that was just occupied by a woman who looks like Miss Sarah.Love, Bill
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