Saturday, July 10, 2010

Stay Crazy, My Friends


He once burned down a woman's house... but first, he made her blow him.

He'd like to see you "raped by a pack of niggers" just to teach you a lesson.

He wrote, produced and directed a movie that featured Jesus Christ -- yes, Jesus Christ -- being tortured for two-and-a-half hours.

He can't understand how his ex-girlfriend can be such a bitch when he's been so fucking nice.

He knows What Women Want.

He blames the Jews for everything. Really -- everything.

If you're Hispanic, to him you're a "wetback."

He wants to know what you're looking at, sugar-tits.

He is -- the Most Despicable Man in the World.

CBS News: Racist Rant Audio Now Posted Online, Can Mel Gibson's Career Survive?/7.10.10

17 comments:

Tabi said...

He's a special kind of asshole. I think he has finally sealed his fate.

I wonder if the South Park crew will be doing another Mel episode after this. The last one was great.

Anonymous said...

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Could you imagine working on the set of Signs? It would have been like the perfect storm of douchebags: M. Night Shymalan, Mel Gibson, and Joaquin Phoenix....

Lord Humungous said...

Two days ago, he saw a rig that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to him.

Anonymous said...

the annoying thing is that he's not really going to suffer if his career is over. he's extremely rich and has won multiple awards. i find it hard to believe that he hasn't been like this for a long time, and it's too bad that nobody outed him years ago when it might have made a difference to his wealth and success.

Lord Humungous said...

He won't just walk away!

Lord Humungous said...

He wants that fat tank of gas!

Lord Humungous said...

He will grant you safe passage across the wasteland, and there will be an end to the suff....


... no wait, scratch that. That's me.

Chez said...

Dear God, you rule, dude.

Lord Humungous said...

Well, I am the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla.

Anon said...

It's too bad Law and Order got canceled. Chevy Chase guest starring as a thinly veiled Mel Gibson was an excellent choice; but that was after his last police pull over and rant.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking he should be on Oprah with Tom Cruise so they can jump up and down on the couch together.

Wasnt there something about his agency dropping him?

Jeff B said...

Y’know, this makes me crazy, ’cause I just saw him in “Edge of Darkness”, and he was brilliant as a straight-up actor, no crazy Christian madness…

And now he’s gone off the deep end again. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

His career isn't done. Far from it. I have little doubt Mel's been like this for years -- we probably just haven't been witness to it or had any of the truly insane stuff come out in the open (Thanks, Internet).

There will be the public apology, anger management seminar, sensitivity training, et al, public gets their virtual pound of flesh from Mel, everyone moves on.

Anonymous said...

I disagree. His words, while reprehensible, disgusting, etc. aren't cutting unemployment benefits.

Save that for the Republican'ts. Asa whole. They are heartless scum.

Anonymous said...

What's freakier?

Mel's beard or Chez's faux-hawk thing?

Alanna said...

Tabi - I sure hope Southpark does an episode after this!