Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Quote of the Day


"The only ones who are gonna lose any dignity are the cops when Lindsay gets turned on, licks her fingers, runs her hands between her legs and says something about her 'honey pot.'"

-- Brendon at What Would Tyler Durden Do, on the potential indignity of Lindsay Lohan being strip-searched upon her arrival at the Los Angeles County Women's Jail

10 comments:

Alanna said...

she looks so much better with dark hair.

Vermillion said...

Oh God, she does. In fact this last month or so, she has been looking really good.

I mean, Lord knows I gots me some skank love somethin' fierce, but this recent turn in attractiveness just makes me...uncomfortable.

Tabi said...

Oh, man. I wish I could post a screen shot here, because my visual verification is "croch" and it is red in color. I know, it's misspelled, but wow. Perfect.

And yeah, brunettes are just better.
/high-five to Alanna ;o)

Alanna said...

Not sure why she went BLEACH BLONDE right before a 90-day jail stint. Even after 30 days those roots will be lookin' pretty bunk.

Just stayin'...

VOTAR said...

It's funny, when I glanced over at the news coverage of her this morning I had the very same first thought about this that Alanna did. After 90 days she's going to walk out of the jailhouse looking like a liger.

The reality is, though, that she will not serve anywhere near the full 90 days in jail.

Ref said...

Lindsay's probably hoping for a female warden who likes to spank.

littlebitoffiesty said...

You guys realize that she's a natural red head..... Her roots won't be that dark when she gets out, but she will still look like hell.

Tabi said...

I give it two weeks, max, before she's let loose again.

Anonymous said...

it looks like her hair is stuck to the pole, grooooooooss, in fact she just looks sticky.

She'll be out in less than a week.

Anonymous said...

"she's a natural red head"

Nothing about Lindsay is natural.