Friday, July 02, 2010

Quote of the Day


"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first!"

-- Mel "Mild-Mannered" Gibson, apparently slightly miffed at his ex-girlfriend and the mother of his child, Oksana Grigorieva

17 comments:

Bea Pants said...

So he's...available?

Busayo said...

You forgot the part where he tells her that the way she's dressing, he wouldn't be surprised if she 'got gang-raped by a bunch of n*****s." No, seriously.

Jester said...

Ahhh... nothing like a good Catholic family man.

liquidlen said...

Is the audio available? I keep hearing ABOUT it, but I haven't heard it, and that prevents me from having an opinion.


Kevin M. Hagerman

Anonymous said...

His best character play yet- Batshit Crazy. I dont think it took too much prep time. One has to wonder what Danny Glover has to say about it.

Le Penseur said...

My favorite quote was, "How can you be such a bitch after I've been so fucking nice!"

Stephanie Hunt said...

I guess we understand what took the wife so long to jettison him. Fear of fire.

L. said...

I know he's a terrible human being and total nutjob, but I found this way funnier than I should have. I just can't believe he followed up a threat to burn her house down with 'but you will blow me first'. Jesus Christ, you can't make that shit up.

C said...

Why is this psycho not locked up? Oh yeah, he's rich and from "Hollywood", that's just considered being creative.

Milton said...

nothing like a good orthodox catholic family man - what a douche.

Sheriff Bart said...

I'm here for the fire and the blowjob.
... Is there a line?

Chez said...

Oh yeah, L. The reason I put this quote up instead of the (many, many) others is that it made me laugh out loud. It's such over-the-top misogyny. We haven't really seen that kind of thing since Ike Turner died.

Ref said...

Looks like he's prepping for a film on Rasputin.

Ref said...

And please ask Blogger to get rid of the twee fonts where you can't tell an "i" from a "j."

Anonymous said...

I honestly believe that Mel Gibson has something wrong in his brain. Like, he's got an ACTUAL mental disorder. He's freely admitted to battling depression and having a problem with alcohol, and when you push the two together as a self-treatment option, you just get worse and worse. No one self-destructs THIS MUCH in front of a live audience like this without something being seriously wrong with them.

He needs help. However, he has enough money to not need anyone or anything. So... who's going to make him?

Alanna said...

"Kick her in the gut, Barry"

Anonymous said...

Mel is the Hollywood gift that keeps on giving. He had me at "sugartits," but this is just so... so... rich!