he's done everything but fuck a donkey... and that's tomorrow.stay perverted, my friends.
That's about right.
He once sat on a Nintendo gaming system for six straight hours so that he could wallow in ennui, on Wii.
He once did the poodle-skid in assless chaps across the lobby of the Time Warner Building...because it was the right thing to do.
Keep them coming, I'm loving this!!
He IS the Fifth Dentist.
As a Canadian, I regret to say that as entertaining as your blog is, you are -- and will be -- no Steve Nash.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdNiXidfLcchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEKpWeeAyeg&feature=channelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYHrGKro4VU&feature=channelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IwFNPU2Myo&feature=channel
Bill Brasky was his wet nurse!
He once drank for the world's best beeron the world's best blog and slurred, "Dos Equis (XX) Malcontent"
He once lay on his back on a hill with his mouth open, because he was thirsty.Is also known as Mr Velcro; he's completely forgotten how to tie shoelaces.Takes an hour to cook Minute Rice because, really, what's the fucking hurry?Once woke up from a nap, looked around a bit, and then went back to sleep.
One day, he needed to cross the street. He looked both ways before proceeding.
Once, when he needed to make a purchase, found out that he didn't have enough money in his wallet. He went to the nearest ATM and withdrew some cash. He made his purchase.
Once, he had a loaf of bread, but it wasn't sliced. So he went to his knife drawer and retrieved the bread knife. After having sliced the loaf of bread, he then made himself a sandwich - which he then consumed over the sink so he wouldn't have to clean a plate (saving water and all that).
One day Chez walked into a bar to purchase a drink. Strangely, a cow was tending the bar. The cow said to Chez, "Are you surprised to see ME back here?" Chez said, "Yeah. I guess the horse sold the place."
After saving myself for him for five years, he had the balls to get divorced....right after I got married. Son-of-a-bitch.
He always keeps a box of cigars, a length of 3/4" tubing and a bottle of Astroglide on hand...for those times when the comment section of his blog goes down.
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